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Hello, Michael.

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Morning... Morning.

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Yeah, I was just wondering about
your garden, actually, mate,

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to be honest.

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What about it?

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Well, I mean, it's getting a bit
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Starting to cut out a lot
of light, so...

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Right, well, I'll sort that, then.

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Wicked. OK, you reckon
you'll get a chance?

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Definitely. Awesome.

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Did you get the letter from
the council?

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Bloody council, eh?
Always after something.

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Well, there might one about
the, erm...

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Doesn't matter.

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You reckon you'll get a chance,
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Take it back a bit? Yep.

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All right. See you later, buddy.

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Cheers, Cliff.

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It's Clive.

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See you soon!

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Hi, hi!

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Here he is then,
The Beard, The Legend!

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WILD LAUGHTER

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Michael! Michael!

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WILD LAUGHTER

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All right, Brigham?

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TANNOY JINGLE

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Can Kacey come to Sealants
and Grouting with a mop and bucket?

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Trish, it's Gordon, what's this mop
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Speak to me, Trish.

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TANNOY: Just a spillage in
Sealants and Grouting.

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Use the comms, please, Trish.

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What's been spilled?

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TANNOY: Just trying to find out.

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the tannoy.

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TANNOY: Some sort of sealant.

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Get a mop. Get it cleaned up.

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Uh, no, you don't understand.

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Why would we sell six screws in
a biodegradable paper bag,

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when if we only sell them in
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the customer is forced into buying
much more of them?

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Making us much, much more money.

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I see.

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Do you have a hand-drill?

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INCREDULOUSLY: A hand-drill?

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We stopped stocking
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The Queen's Coronation.

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Have you been on your break? Which
break - lunch break? Tea break.

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No.

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Vending machine needs stocking up.

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Double Deckers. Double Deckers.
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And beef Discos, then go on your
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Double Deckers, beef Discos, break.

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SHE MOUTHS
TANNOY: Could the owner of a small

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child wearing yellow dungarees
please come to the power tools

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Michael! Michael!
You out clubbing tonight?

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WILD LAUGHTER

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Absolute legend!

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See you there.
Mine's a whisky and coke!

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Hello, Hilary.
Oh, hello, love.

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Has he been all right?
Yeah, I think so.

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Building his contraptions.

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Telling his stories, you know.

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Keeping everyone amused.

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See you later.

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Oh.

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Hello, they are.

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You back from your travels?

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I haven't been anywhere, Dad.

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I must have nodded off.

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You've been busy.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Does it work?

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Here you are, then.

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Oh? Have a go.

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Where does it start?
On the book.

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What here? Yes. Yeah.

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CHUCKLING

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CHIMING

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CHUCKLING

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Oh, well.

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Utter waste of time.

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Oh, I don't know.
It keeps your brain ticking over.

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Who brings you the Brazil nuts?

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You what? You've always got
a bowl of shelled Brazil nuts.

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Gladys.

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Her granddaughter brings them
for her,

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but her dentures can't cope with
the nuts,

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so she just sucks the chocolate off.

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I never touch them.

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So, er, what have you been up to?

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Working at the DIY place.

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Ah. How's Clea?

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Is she well?

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Clea went away, didn't she, Dad,
years ago now.

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You remember? We don't know where
she went.

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Oh, shit, I forgot.

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Yes. Christmas Eve.

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No news?

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No answers? No.

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Just questions.

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Lots of questions.

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I'm sorry, son.

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It's all right.

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I actually don't mind talking
about her.

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Ow!

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What is it?

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A draughts piece? No, hang on...

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Pontefract cake.

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Oh, I know who you are!

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I know who's doing it!

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SNORING

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Bastards!

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Hey, it's all right, Dad.

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my competitions for me?

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Yeah, yeah. Of course I will.

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Can't you get one of the staff here
to post them for you?

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I don't trust them. They just chuck
them in the bin.

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Dad, I'm sure they wouldn't,
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What are you going to win?

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Er, fishing equipment,
knitting machine,

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and, er, this one's a hot tub.

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Oh, nice, all very useful.

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Here you go, dinner's up.

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Shall I leave you to it?

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All right, sunshine.
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Yeah. I'll be here.

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Maybe we can talk about her, then.

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Who...? Who's that?

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Clea. Clea...

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Oh, Clea! Oh, lovely Clea.

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Give her my love.

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I love you, Dad.

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PHONE RINGS

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DOOR SHUTS

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We don't encourage people to be
creative here.

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We pretend we do.

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Take the paint mixing service,
for example.

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People think they're making
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only allowed to mix them in one of
a dozen different ways.

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You see, we can't run the risk of
a customer

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accidentally discovering a brand-new
colour, copyrighting it,

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and then going on to make millions.

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States of America.

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Somebody discovered a new colour?

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Never seen before.

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They're going to introduce it over
here next year, but we're going to

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have to change all our printers
and tellies

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Well, what's it called?

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Frelliple. Frelliple?
Probably.

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What's it look like?

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Now you're asking!

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It's kind of a very dark
sort of white.

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With sort of... It's gre... If you
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It's like stripes, it's almost
see through.

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It's basically tartan.

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It's impossible to describe.

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One thing I do know is that,
as soon as I can,

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I am treating myself to a shirt made
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Have you taken your break?

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I've only been here an hour!

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Take your break now, because Andre's
in the warehouse this afternoon.

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Now?

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All right?

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It's Kace... Kacey? Yeah.

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Yeah, I've been in here an hour
and a half. No-one's noticed. Oh.

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Do you...? Do you want a cup of tea
or are you not bothered?

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Is that beard itchy?

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Itchy? No.

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Why would I have a beard if it
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Looks itchy.

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Looks like it would feel itchy.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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Why do you have a beard?
Why do you wear a hat?

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I'm not wearing a hat.

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No, but if you were, that would be
my response to you.

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That's a better example.

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Why do you have your ears pierced?

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Just because. There you go.
It's... It's just because.

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Mm.

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That were funny before when you
thought I was calling you a wanker.

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Gordon?

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Of course Gordon.

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I mean, don't you think he's such
a wanker?

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I haven't really thought about it.
Go on, have a think.

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Yeah, I suppose he is a bit.

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you'll notice it all the time.

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QUIETLY: Christ..
Are you on your break? Yep.

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How long have you been on your
break? About ten minutes.

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How long have you been on
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Two minutes, you literally just sent
me on my break.

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See?

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Have you been here years, then?

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Five years.

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Can I...? Yeah.

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What did you do before this?

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I was an underwater welder.

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Which part, underwater or welder?

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Both, when you put them together.

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Well, I welded things that were
underwater,

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which meant that I had to go
underwater, too.

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In like the diving gear
and everything?

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What sort of things need welding
underwater?

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Ships, oil rigs...

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Mainly ships and oil rigs.

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But isn't welding like fire?

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Yes. Oh, so how does that
work, then?

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Would you like me to explain?
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Why'd you give it up?

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It's a young man's game,
underwater welding.

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You can't do it for too long.

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Takes its toll.

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And did you have the beard then,
or..?

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No. I wouldn't have been able to get
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around me diving mask.
Oh, yeah, I was going to say.

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Hi, Hilary, is he in...?

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Hello, love. He's in his room. OK.

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Can I have a word?

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It's a bit awkward.

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Your dad's been taking the empty
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and hiding them in his room.

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The water cooler bottles?

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The thing is they collect the
empties on Wednesday.

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What's he taking them for?

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I don't know, he's saying it
wasn't him.

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Well, are you sure it was him?

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He keeps an eye out for when
they're nearly empty

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and then smuggles them away
when he thinks no-one's looking.

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All right, er, thanks, Hilary.

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I'll see if I can work out
what's going on!

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KNOCKING

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Come on in.

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Shut the door. You all right?
What are you looking for?

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Shut the door.

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I remembered something.

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Something that'd help with
your problem.

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What we talked about yesterday.

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You know, I know where you can get
some answers.

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I am sorry, Dad, I'm being dim.
What were we talking about?

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Homunculi!

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Come again?

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Alchemy.

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They'll be listening in.

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Let's go for a walk.

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Take a look in there.

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What've you got these for, Dad?

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Did I ever tell you about Egypt?

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I think so, yes, when you were on
National Service?

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That's right.
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an old mystic, Italian, and he was
studying metaphysics

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and alchemic lore. OK...

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Anyway, I became an apprentice,
really, so to speak.

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I was the only one he trusted to
help him with his experiments.

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Eventually this brilliant man
managed to grow, and generate

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homunculi, tiny prophets who lived
in great glass jars full of water.

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Wait a minute, Dad. I remember this
story. You used to tell it to me

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before bed. Little people in jars.

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happened.

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Oh, it did happen, I was there,
I saw them, there were six of them.

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Yeah, I remember, there was
a king and a queen, a monk...?

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A knight, a peasant and a seraph,
exquisite little beings.

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Yeah. They could answer any
question,

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once they had reached
the State of Divination,

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and they had to answer truthfully.

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That was my favourite story, Dad.

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Dad, are you sure that you
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No, no, no.

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I wrote it in a book. I wrote the
instructions all down in a journal.

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But it's... It's gone.

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I can't find it.

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Well, I've got a lot of your things,
remember, at my house.

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you when you moved in here.

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Well, that's where it'll be, then.
And it's all written down.

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OK, Dad. Dad, Dad, listen, even if
I can find it,

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you're not allowed to practise
alchemy in the Golden Years Garden.

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the one who wants the answers.

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They'll be able to tell you
where Clea is.

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Oh, Dad... No, no.

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The prophets will tell you where
she is, and you go find her

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and bring her back.

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That's what the bottles are for.

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Take all the bottles, fill them with
rain water - got to be rain water.

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You'll need some other ingredients
but the journal will take you

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through all that. You've just got to
find the journal.

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Yeah, that's it.

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He thinks I'm taking them out to
the car.

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It's a long story. All right if
I leave them round the corner?

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Yeah. All right, love, thanks.

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He should be all right now.

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See you tomorrow.

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All right, mate?
You're looking well.

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Hello, Roy.

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I went round the house earlier.

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Yeah, no, I was here
visiting Dad.

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I've been trying to call you.
Left a few messages.

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Yeah, sometimes I...
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I forget to turn it on.

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I need to speak to you, Michael.
Yeah. Yeah, OK.

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Shall we go back to the house? No.

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There's a cafe around the corner.

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Pickles.

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Do you want something?

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please.

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Who's paying? I'm skint, mate.

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Just a cup of tea, please.
Two, thanks. No problem.

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How are you? Are you well?

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Skint. I just told you.

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I'm paying for three kids while
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eating crisps.

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Are they still down south?
In Reading, yeah.

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How often do you get to...?

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I don't, Michael. I'm living in
a shitty flat above a Costcutter

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so they can't come to me.
And I'm not welcome down there,

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between visits.

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Sorry.

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Thank you. You're welcome.

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This place is named after the dog
that found the World Cup.

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Pickles.

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I don't know what the connection is.

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I don't think he was from
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It's time to give back what's
mine, Michael.

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What if she comes back?

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00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,840
Clea is not coming back.
What if she does?

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Michael, they found her car on
the Severn Bridge.

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00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,280
Yes, and she wasn't in it.

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her as much as you do,

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I think about her every day.

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She was my sister.

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But there's nothing I could
have done.

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And I've made my peace with that.

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This Christmas it'll be seven years.

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of death.

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I want the house back, Michael.

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It belongs to me.
What are you going to do, move in?

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00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,480
No, I'm going to sell it.

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00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,720
Well, I'll stay on until you find
a buyer.

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No-one's going to buy it, the state
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Needs to be cleared out, there might
be structural damage,

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00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,840
there might be... I've got to go.

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00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,640
For Christ's sake, Michael, I drove
past there this afternoon.

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The guttering's hanging off,
the garden's impenetrable,

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00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,800
It's time to take your head out of
the sand, mate.

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She's not coming back!

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Good evening, Olive, you all
right, love?

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Hello, Michael.

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00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,480
What's that... Fertiliser?

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00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,840
No, these plants are all plastic.
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don't need fertilising.

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00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,800
Oh, right, so what is that you were
sprinkling?

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00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,400
Slug pellets.

387
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,680
Sorry, if the flowers are plastic,
what are the slugs eating?

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00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,120
The slug pellets.

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Oh, right.

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Oh, I tell you who I saw here today.

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Yeah. Who was that?

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00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,240
Your brother-in-law, Roy.

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He was looking for you.

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ARGUING

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00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,960
Well, I'd say let the robots
take over.

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00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,880
Hiya, Michael! Olive!
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00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,520
Hello, Michael.
Hello, Bev.

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Best be off, Olive.

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Cheers, then, Mike.

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00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,000
We were never married.

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00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,440
What's that, love?

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00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,480
It's just you said brother-in-law,

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00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,720
but Clea and I,

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Cheers!

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THUNDER RUMBLES

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